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Well Whudyaknow. Coccaine Really IS Bad For You. [Thursday, January 10th, 2008 @ 9:11pm] [ mood | WHAT? ] [ music | Lovin' Spooful ~ "Summer In The City" ] Jeordie White and Marilyn Manson are touring together again. Looks like if you're gonna kill yourself, now's the best time. Then again. I'm not THAT hardcore of a fan. And the two people who read this aren't fans at all. What a shame. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

HIATUS? [Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:41pm] I guess I haven't updated in a while. That's probably not gonna change. Like . . . Ever. I just figured I'd pop in to see if anyone cared that I might have been dead. Nope? Okey dokey then. I'm off. P.S.: Jeordie's tattos are kinda . . . Disapointing. Ink? PERMANENT INK? C'mon. Oh well, he looks nice anyway. But to that girl he keeps taking pictures of: Nose rings look like boogers. I seriously thought there was something wrong with your nose before I realized it was just a nose ring. Sorrrryyyyy. =[ It's okay. I'll just call her "Booger," since no one seems to know her name. That's kinda a cute nickname (Booger). In a gross sorta way. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

So, I've Decided . . . [Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:30pm] [ mood | lazy ] [ music | jhgjhg ] . . . If Hellsing were to ever be made into a live-action movie, I would have to direct it. And produce it. Because pretty much every movie made after the year 2000 sucks. And I don't mean 'sucks' as in "wow this is kinda bad," I mean 'sucks' as in "If I see this one more time, I'm gonna kill myself." ALSO, mostly everyone who stars in it would have to be undiscovered or minor actors. Because everyone sucks and Hellsing is awesome. So what have we concluded from this entry? If Hellsing was ever to be made into a movie, heads will roll. Literally. =D P.S.: Tim Burton is the worst person who was ever born on the planet. Forget Musalini or Stalin, or you know, Satan . . . Just Tim Burton. That's how much I hate his movies. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

I'm So Awesome . . . [Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 3:49pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | DIAM'S LA BOULETTE ] . . . Well, I am. But that's not news. Infact, I'm hot and sexy and suave and itellegent and perfect and a frequent user of way too many conjuctions in a single run on sentence. . . . . . But that's also not news. Hmmm, lets see. Hellsing (Order 87), Hellsing Ultimate IV (Japan), and Hellsing Ultimate III (USA) still aren't out . . .. . . . But that's not news, because Kouta Hirano never gets anything done on time. So I guess there's no news! Thank you for wasting your time at my web page today. KTHNX BAI!! Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Nani? NANI?!?!? Bugger. [Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 9:50pm] [ mood | apathetic ] [ music | totalfagbands. ] Where have I been, you ask? Eh. I've been . . . Dead. Literally. But where is Hellsing? Well, I've searched high and low (2 websites) and Hellsing Ultimate 4 is not out yet. Duh. Apparently, it'll come out anytime between now and December. If it ever comes out. If Geneon/amazon doesn't decide to yank away my pre-ordered copy of Hellsing Ultimate 3, it should be here by next tuesday. If it ever comes, you may be able to here me going "SQUUEEE!!!" from Mars. Assuming any of you live on Mars. Whyyyyy am I even posting this. No one here cares about Hellsing. Well, maybe that guy. *points* IN OTHER COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, OMG, YAY CAPS LOCK: 1.) I'm still really awesome. 2.) 2382783624638376483764783648736478 (give or take a few) new drawings/photos/paintings underway o'er at Ye Old DeviantART 3.) I'm a total emokid lol omg 4.) ^________^ 5.) I lost my favourite eyeline pencil thing, and now I'm sad 6.) I really don't have anything intellegent to say, so I'm making up stuff as I go along. 7.) Jeordie. 8.) My nose is cold 9.) God I wish it was friday. 10) ah, forget it I'm going to bed. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

NO MORE HELLSING OVA, I'M GONNA DIE, SOMEONE COME HUG ME. [Saturday, September 29th, 2007 @ 1:31pm] [ mood | melancholy ] Geneon USA is offically out of business. Closed. Gone. Never coming back. Which means all English-dubbed animes that they do are gone. Forever. All my Crispin Freeman as Alucard dreams have officially collapsed. "Hellsing OVA" isn't going to be English dubbed anymore, and I didn't pre-order a copy of the third one. Prices are gonna skyrocket, and I'll never be able to afford a copy. Geneon Japan still exists, so the Japanese ones will be out, and I can download the fan-subs, but NO RALPH LISTER AND CRIPSIN FREEMAN SECKS. I'm gonna go kill myself, brb. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

"When batteling monsters, one must see to it that he, in the process, does not become a monster." [Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 1:22pm] Fredrick Nische said that. But at what point does one become a monster? At what point does one know that he or she has crossed the line of humanity? The infliction of pain upon another body; is that the point of monstrosity? I suppose it might be if one is inflicting pain upon innocent flesh for the excitement of himself/herself. But why would one commit such an act? To demonstrate superiority? To demonstrate that you are too much of a coward to inflict pain upon guilty flesh? Perhaps the point of "Monsterhood" is achieved when one finds himself above all other forms of life; to equal oneself with a god. And when one equals himself with a god, he finds no reason not to take the life and/or innocence of another being. And to do so just becuase you can demonstrates stupidity. For in the process of simply BEING a monster, you have CREATED your downfall. For when one DEFIES Monstrosity, she/he becomes greater: She/He becomes a Woman/Man. And monsters cannot defeat monsters. Only Men/Women can defeat monsters. And that Woman now knows your weakness. She knows the breaking point of you, her Creator: the Monster. She knows how to take you down. And she will no longer hesitate to do so. For Herself, and Humanity. You are powerless. I have won, and will CONTINUE to win this battle against Monstrosity. I dare you to try to defeat me. But you won't, because you are a monster, therefore you are afraid. And in conclusion, in the words of a far more simpler philosopher, "Eat shit, BITCH." Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

The Day The World Went Away . . . Today? [Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 12:52pm] [ mood | sad ] [ music | Nightwish ~ "Sleeping Sun" ] I just read this: http://www.north-side.net/?p=255#comments I seriously think I'm gonna cry. I could handle it when Marilyn Manson decided that he's "2 gawth 4 evry1 lol." But if NIN breaks up, I seriously think I'm gonna kill someone. I know the lineups always change, but. No more Alessandro? No more Josh? No more Aaron? NO MORE JEORDIE?!?!!? I suppose I could always start obsessing over Nightwish, but that might be lame. I'd feel like I'd have to start drinking tea and take vocal lessons, you know? O_o And I could start obsessing over Rammstein, but then I'd have to try to learn German from a dictionary, file down my huge Jewish nose (so that I can properly hate Jews), hang out with complete morons, and sexualy abuse teenage girls. You know, so I could fit in with the other fans. And somehow, I just don't think I'm that low on the food chain. And I don't think I've ingested enough opiates in my life to try to listen to Goon Moon more than once every few days. Ooops, what was I talking about? Oh yeah. NIN. Big shame. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

I don't seem to write much here anymore. =\ [Saturday, September 1st, 2007 @ 1:47pm] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | My hand smells like perfume. O_o ] "Chimera" from BaseTendencies just posted a review of the re-make of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie. Yeah, it wasn't as bad as we all thought it was gonna be . . . It was WORSE. I kinda died a little bit on the inside. Oh, speaking of dieing on the inside, Monsieur Doughert left. He's not teaching French in Ware anymore. I hope he didn't go back to Putnam. Putnam sucks. AND, I have to share French 1 with a bunch of Freshmen (that's not so bad, they're all pretty nice, they just make me feel old, LoL) and the too wannabe Aryan Supermen, "Captain Hans" and "Little John." Monsieur Doughert would have ripped them a new one. Because he could actually speak German, and actually knew Germans. REAL Germans from GERMANY, not these fake skinhead-mallgoth-hybrid types from rural America. Ech. Enough bitching, I have work to do. >_- 1 Talked Shit|Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

*Random Old Guy'd* [Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 @ 12:01am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | frank sinatra jr. ] This has got to be the cutest thing I have ever seen: Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Heh heh heh heh . . . [Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:09pm] [ mood | LOL ] [ music | DJ Comet - Dark Paranoia ] This was fun. You have to draw a house, a tree, or a person and you get your personality analyzed. You could have your handwriting analyzed too. This was mine: http://www.bored.com/drawthings/save.php?id=1526534 Go figure, I thought it was hillarious. XD Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Wow. I have no heart or soul. Pretty cool. [Monday, August 6th, 2007 @ 1:09pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | my head itches. ] So last week my dad's driving up to Ware, and he's all "there was this huge wreck down by Wal*Mart. It looked like a sporty car, and there were tons of police and ambulances, so I'm guessing there's one less Ware kid." Well, as it turns out, it WAS a young guy/girl/whatever, and he/she/it did manage to die. Anybody know who it was? Maybe my summer's starting to look up, eh? 1 Talked Shit|Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Wow. This entertained me for a record 5 minutes!!!! [Sunday, July 29th, 2007 @ 11:57am] [ mood | bored ] [ music | Pip Bernadotte ] Hmm. I really wanted to post a crappy journal entry that no one reads. But what to post it about? (dejah-myspace-vu) OH, I know. I can make a list of "vs." arguments I've had lately. Nightwish vs. Evanescence Nightwish to the end. Evanescence is full of whiny pussies. I guess evanescence is cool until you hear Nightwish and think "wow. What have I been missing?" Amy Lee can kiss my ass then cry about it in an aweful song. You are the weakest link, goodbye. Alice Cooper vs. Marilyn Manson Tough one, yet obvious Marilyn Manson was so awesome, then he kinda became a douche bag. At least Cooper knew when to just stop talking, and put away the drugs and booze. And you know what? He never stopped being cool. Infact, he got cooler. Manson, I'm sorry to say, but drown in a puddle of your absinthe and vomit and die. No one's listening anymore. You are the weakest link, goodbye. Ninja vs. Pirates Another tough one. Pirates all the way. Ninja are highly trained assassins. Pirates just kick ass and take names. Then steal shit. Ninja may have Japan, but Pirates have the entire sea. And cool songs, and cool everything. PIRATES FUCK YEAH! Ninja, you are the weakest link, goodbye. Pavlov vs. Shrödinger Two totally different feilds, brah. Pavlov is mostly associated with his dogs in psychology, whereas Shrö was associated with his cats in quantum physics. Schrö was definately more interesting, but Pavlov was still cool. Pav, you are the weakest link, but I like you so you can stay around and play some more. Cats vs. Dogs Ah, the old kindergarten favorite. This spawns from the Pav vs. Shrö. Cats poop in a contained area. They don't make noise. You don't have to walk them. They wash themselves. However, I would like a German Shepard pup. German Sheps are so cute!!! Dogs, you are the weakest link, goodbye. Roses vs. Carnations This one was just stupid, really. I don't even know how it came up. Roses are prettier, but carnations are cheaper and more festive. So, I guess roses, but I still like carnations. Carnations, uhm, whatever. Hellsing Anime Series vs. Hellsing OVA OVA, hands down. The series was excellent, and the animation superb, but bottom line: it had nothing to do with the manga, and made no sence at all. Anime, you are the weakest link, goodbye. Futurerama vs. Family Guy Family Guy. Futurerama was KICK ASS, but do they even make new episodes anymore? I think Matt Groening is too busy with the Simpsons. Which is cool, but sad for furturerama. You are the weakest link, goodbye. Uhhh, that's all I can think of for now. THANK YOU LONDON, WE LOVE YOU, GOODNIGHT! Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Hellsing Crack-Coccain [Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 3:02am] [ mood | energetic ] [ music | It's 3 am. Why am I up. ] GUESS WHO JUST HEARD PIP'S ENGLISH VOICE. I've only been stalking finding people who could supply me with my AX 2007 fix for a week now. Holy crap. I talk about a Hellsing panel at an anime convention on the other side of the country like it's some type of drug. Who am I kidding. Hellsing is crack. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Fucking Flaggers [Monday, July 2nd, 2007 @ 12:17pm] [ mood | giggly ] [ music | Kiiittttiiiieeesss =D ] On YouTube need to die. Like seriously kill themselves. None of my videos were bad. And they all had disclaimers, so none of them were "copyright violations" But someone decided they didn't like me and flagged all of my shit. So now 2 videos are gone. And if one more goes I'm banned. If I lose my account I'm going to be pissed. Because I was the first one to suscribe to Jeordie's videos. Yeah. The fucking first. That's how cool I am hahahaaaa. I can always create another account. But I don't want to be a fucking loser whose the 2737892637825478264 one to suscribe to Jeordie's YouTube. Because that's not as cool as being the first, LoL. XD Hmmm. I think I'll make a video about this. XD Hmm I'm going to watch Hellsing. Or maybe I should just be a bitch and just go onto people's accounts that I don't like and flag all of their videos. Because "I'm sooooo 15" and that's what I do. XD [sarcasm] THEN I CAN STALK THE MYSPACES OF MY EXs WHO HAVE ME BLOCKED AND LOOK AT ALL THEIR PICTURES AND POST LJ ENTRIES ABOUT THEM THAT I THINK THEY CAN'T READ. HA. HA. HA. [/sarcasm] Hahahaa. Today's going to be a great day. XD Loads of sarcasm. Loads of Hellsing. Loads of. whatevering. My icon is so perfect. =D Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Dark And Spooky American Fried Fun Blah Blah Blah [Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 7:14pm] [ mood | Zombie Hamster LoL ] [ music | Because I Got FRIED!! ] Fireworks at Grenville. Meet me there? I'll be there in 30 minutes. That's like 8:00. I think. I can't count. Anywhoo. Uhhhh. Bye! Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

My back hurts. =[ [Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 @ 8:07pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | LoL, Pip! ] I think I have a pinched nerve. =\ Anywhoo, I wrote these lyrics, and apparently I'm going to end up doing something with them. Like. Adding a title to begin with. Or revising them until only like, the chorus is the only thing remaining. Pretty much the same thing that I did with "Orwell's Dystopia." Which I still haven't uploaded. I want to watch you fall again Just so I can pick you up I know your heart is paper thin I promise not to make a single cut Your eyes stare right through me They pierce my open heart But you don’t even see me We’re 6 worlds apart I want to save you, frail angel To wipe your tears away I’d sell my soul to the Devil To keep your agony away I can hear the demons start to call “Come out and play” But I refuse to leave your side Not even for a day Your eyes stare right through me They pierce my open heart But you don’t even see me We’re 60 worlds apart My road is paved in blood And sealed with my hate There is love behind those eyes Their surface, gray as slate Your eyes stare right through me They pierce my open heart But you don’t even see me We’re 600 worlds apart I will wait forever I will wait forever I will wait forever Just for you Your eyes stare right through the dust Into my bleeding heart Bring me back to Earth from here We’re 6 hundred 66 worlds apart I'm very ryan banford-esque lately. My attention span is about 2 seconds long. I still haven't uploaded that other set of lyrics, and I still haven't finished Jeordie's birthday comic (I'm half way done, I swear). I'll get to it all. Eventually. Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Goddamn. [Sunday, June 24th, 2007 @ 10:16pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | Oasis ] I love Oasis. =]  "Wonderwall" Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now Backbeat, the word is on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would Like to say to you But I don't know how Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day But they'll never throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you're not to do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now And all the roads that lead you there were winding And all the lights that light the way are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you But I don't know how I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me 2 Talked Shit|Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

Omg. Kill Me Now. [Saturday, June 9th, 2007 @ 2:40pm] [ mood | noooooo ] [ music | Nightwish ] Seriously the worst thing that could happen right now just happened: The Sims 2 broke. I couldn't play it because I kept getting and error message saying that "this system has crashed, operation will terminate now." So I had to re-install it. And now it works fine. BUTTTTT, I lost ALL of my custom content. EVERYTHING. My custom clothes, skin, makeup, hair, characters . . . I had over 700 custom files. They're all gone. Weeks and weeks of hardcore Simming. Over. I'm so depressed I just don't know what to do with myself. I'm such a nerd. =\ 2 Talked Shit|Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

My Eyes Are All Dried Out. [Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 9:15pm] [ mood | my eyes are dryyy ] [ music | NOFX ] So, every AntiFlag song I have is kinda quiet. And I have to turn the volume up really big to hear it. Annnnd, then I forget the volumes up to 2743276437826378, so I go watch Hellsing and it's like "BOOOM ROAR I'M LOUD THIS IS THE SOUND I MAKE OMG RAAWWRRR" or something a long those lines. WHY AM I POSTING AN ENTRY ABOUT THIS???? Because I'm bored out of my mind. Okay thank you for yo' time. =] 2 Talked Shit|Talk To Me, Ass Fuck!

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